I had been hearing so much stuff on TV during/before his trial that it made me really curious what "sexual relations" meant.
When I asked her to tell me too, she said, "You should ask your mom." Sadly, I was not intelligent enough to realize this was a ploy for her to get me to ask the question she so badly wanted answered and to deliver said answer to her.
After a day of begging my mom, she finally relented in my grandmother's guest bedroom and said, "It's when a man's penis goes into a woman's vagina." But, turns out, I'm a lesbian, so that "talk" wasn't too helpful.
One day she just opened my bedroom door and threw it inside without saying anything.
Eventually I read it and TBH — very informative.—Anonymous As a 12-year-old, my mama called me into the kitchen and said, "You been thinking about having sex? Then she put a two liter of Coke on the table and said, "Good. 3) And if he's 'getting his', you should be 'getting yours'."—Anonymous It was the night I left for college on a cross-country redeye.
I later found it, secretly read all of it, and googled "kid-friendly definition of sex" so I could learn more but avoid scarring myself with porn...
I feel like this says a lot about me.—Anonymous We learned all about sex in fifth grade in Connecticut.
Anyway, when my mom got home I asked her what was happening and she told me that our cats (who were brother and sister) were making babies.
Then she explained that on Monday when the vet opened we'd take them in to get fixed.
He was totally diabolical and would figure out which boys had crushes on which girls then seat them next to each other for the month, which made all of sex ed pretty awkward. " My face got extremely hot and I said, "Um yeah." I knew, somehow, what he was talking about, from that incredibly vague sentence.