The days of AOL, Yahoo, ICQ and IRC chat rooms may be done, but Sex Messenger is here to take their place! It’s actually a downloaded software that connects you to single men, single women and couples looking for a bit of fun that are in your neck of the woods.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my lady and I weregetting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! " So she says the words that every man on the planetdreads to hear...
She wanted newshoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. I started tothink she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when shedoesn't even know how to play tennis.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out apair of diamond earrings. I think I threw her for a loopwhen I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexualsatisfaction from all of the excitement. You're just not in touch with my financial needsas a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Justwhen she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Whycan't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Instead, I found out that a shag can more often than not only be a few streets away.
I never thought that my local area would be so full of women who want to meet and fuck me and I am so glad I got onto the online dating bandwagon.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much, and I never hve figured out the whole Venus n Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their headand women with their heart.
So click on over to Sex Messenger.com, download that software, and get hooking up with ladies looking for excitement in your area!